Me on the ground: Oh yeah, I totally see what you have to do at that spot.
Me at that spot: WTF IS THIS MADNESS WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE WTF
Smugness
Me, doing a basic bit of technique instead of just lurching my way up the wall: I AM JANJA GARNBRET!!!!!
Meditation
More often than not, this is how my mindfulness meditation sessions end up going.
Beta Mime
I love watching people do the beta dance.
O'erperch These Wals
Sorry I haven’t updated for a while. I was busy visiting the American Shakespeare Center, which has a great balcony.
Climbers. We’re all secretly climbing things in our heads.
Hindsight Beta
Have I mentioned that I'm not very good at route-reading?
Idiocy aside, I'm actually unduly pleased with myself that I made that move without using the arete. It was WAAAAAAAAY harder that way.
